English Jokes

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Hi all.. i have some english jokesIt's nice and funny .. i hope you read it

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A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up. Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?" "Wrong number," replied the girl

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?" JACK: "Would you punish me for something I didn't do " TEACHER:" Of course not. ." JACK: "Good, because I haven't done my homework

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One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class.He stood up in front of the class and said, "Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?" o After a minute or so of silence, a young man stood up.a "Well, hello there sir. So you actually think you're a moron?" the professor asked.The kid replied, "No sir, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."

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Teacher: How can we get some clean water?Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it.

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A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face or my sexy body?"He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humour.

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